A Draft Genius.
The Draftaholic is a titan of his field, spectrum-adjacent, and like any mythical or biblical figure worth his salt, burdened with a fruitless and hopeless task; to root for the New York Jets.
Behold my works, O ye NFL GMs, and profit thusly.
And if you work for the Patriots, I rank from bottom-up; don’t let anyone tell you differently.